It’s a way of feeling they have power over them. It’s on the family tree of rape, not sex.

He once played a character on SVU who just would. not. stop. impregnating multiple women.

True, but I think with the right direction she can do great things. Feig was nowhere near Tammy and all over Spy, so I’m holding out hope this will be just as great.

Seriously, though - I watch passengers being total and complete assholes to gate agents. Almost always, the biggest shits are the ones who have zero status with the airline or fly once every two years. The agent didn’t cause the problem, and they have 50 people waiting in line behind you. STFU and let them try to…

I also paint however I want then fix my sloppiness with a Q-tip in polish remover or peel after a shower. Also, since I like short nails I cut my nails AFTER I polish.

That’s my MO as well. And I buy cheap nail polish in stupid colors.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who does this!

He could take me out anytime.

Except there’s a bullet in every chamber.

I would not want to be asked about the Middle East all the time either. Speaking in public on that is like playing Russian roulette.

lol gif was used for lolz but instead i got chills because it’s one of the best moments in the history of all time.

Me everyday on Jezebel.

I love you for this

I JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN

I think cheating is different than an open marriage, which the Clintons have LONG been rumored to have. They basically married each other (sources say) because they can challenge each other intellectually and are great friends and no one else in college could keep up with their swagger (which I fully believe). If they…

Well, that’s only if the story is true.

...Or....open marriage? Don’t know how that impacts the paternity issue, but one would assume if there were a mutual agreement of non-monogamy, then the two of them had discussed it and come to an agreement which worked for them and their relationship. In which case, I’m totally in favor of the two of them having a…

I would not be surprised at all if they had some sort of agreement. They seem to me like the type of couple that wants to get ahead, and fidelity may or may not be a priority for them.

Whatever is true, it doesn’t change the fact that whatever is going on (or went on) in their marriage is nobody’s damn business.

No, it’s like throwing your garbage in your front yard and freaking out when the garbage man refuses to pick it all up for you.