Right? This one tweet has provided me with layer after delicious layer of shade. Who knew Britney(or her people) could get down like that?

Since I refuse to do actual work, I googled it and it is the name of her tour. Well, “Britney: Piece of Me.” is the name of the tour.

I’m refusing to acknowledge this tweet as full-on shade until Judge Kara rules that it is so. Just saying.

The whole album is fabulous. I live in rural Australia and have been listening to it for days. It is the sort of country music that endures. The charting stuff is just total fluff that no one remembers in twelve months...

There's no crying in soccer!

The entire album is just so damn good.

I agree. Great song with great lyrics. I also love “I Got the Boy” by Jana Cramer.

Maybe it was the smell of concentrated teen angst? That can be pretty potent.

First of all, these laws wont stop a pedophile from going into woman’s bathroom. Which is also a weird example as said pedophile would aim for children and not adult women.

In space, nobody can hear you moo.

It’s a f-cking bathroom. Unless it’s located in the most fun bar ever, its a place to piss, sh!t, and check your makeup in. As one of these “females” of which you speak, here’s a message. As long as I am the only person in the stall, its kind of irrelevant as to who else is in the rest of the bathroom, and even more…

But these men are already doing this, when they know it’s not allowed. And that is extremely rare, when you think of the numbers of public bathroom visits the average person makes in a lifetime.

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Generally, adjectives don’t have opinions. Asshole.

My 13 year old sister loves minions and converse, so she just gave me an idea for the perfect birthday present.

Replace Spanish with Klingon.

I’m sick and tired of these monkey-farming snakes on this monday-to-friday plane!

This was just beautiful maaaan!