You should get that Hooked on Phonics thing.

That seems to be the modus operandi of the family, sadly. (I mean, really. Kim klearly actually has a pretty good head for business. But she’s always going to be remembered for porn, and therefore not taken seriously. Have enough faith in your daughters to believe that they can shine on their own talents, Kris.)

What I hate is that a full third of my screen is now deadspace.

Every time he signs something “bo” I momentarily think that the dog wrote it, because I’m silly.

OMG, the grumpy little girl looking at him out the window! the boy next to her is all smiley, but she is having NONE OF IT.

I’d go with hate speech if I really felt it needed to be flagged, but that one is mild enough that I probably wouldn’t. But you do you. Since we don’t have a mod team anymore, it can get pretty wild.

Yeah, how dare people try to come to terms with past trauma through art? So annoying.

Yes. Because now, when the religious right claims that there is a war on Christianity, they can point to her and say that people in America are being jailed for their beliefs.

Your dad is a treasure.

HIS NAME IS ORFANELLO. This is the best thing I have seen all day. How did she come up with this exciting name?

Why? Why would you hang that in your child’s room? Call me weird, but my sons’ room is full of artwork that THEY chose. Am I enamored of the massive Skylanders poster on their door? No. But it’s their fucking room. Do I think it would be awesome to create rainbow zebra stripes on canvas to go with their rainbow zebra…

Ugh, my former mother-in-law does this and it’s so annoying. I collect dolls, but they are all in a display case where they can’t get mussed (also, I dont’ have very many life-like dolls — I tend to go for the stylized dolls created by various cultures worldwide), not sitting in high chairs or at wee old-fashioned…

Yes, there are people who do that, and it’s incredibly sad and they deserve nothing but love and support. but in all likelihood, those people wouldn’t leave the doll in the car in a parking lot. Because they think of it as their child, they really do treat it as such, including bringing it into the store. Their grief…

In which case, they should lug around that damn baby carrier through the mall, like parents of non-doll babies do.

Oh, man, I mean my whole future planning has been based on the idea that I would just submit to Carousel in a couple of years. I really didn’t plan for retirement at all.

Wait, we don’t? Are you saying that I need to stop pouring all of my money into extravagant funeral plans for next year? If I need to cancel the deposit on the Cleopatra sarcophagus, I need to do it quickly.

Roller Disco Cranston is the Best Cranston. Always.

No, I think it’s kinda legit. And actually, his comment acknowledges the crap pregnant women have to put up with — and with the assumption that everyone is already on-page with the fact that it’s BS pregnant women are constantly getting petted/touched.

All is forgiven, no worries. To be ungreyed, you have to be followed for thevparticukar blog by an author. There is no set procedure, sadly. Just..... Keep on keepin’ on? Reply to the article itself, or to the author if they comment; that way they are more likely to see you and follow you for the blog. For an…

Do that. Watch it drunk, and with friends who enjoy MST3King the shit out of things. But it is worth it for this: