Ron is all right. He makes her laugh.

I just really want to see him go nuclear, guys.

You take that back, you filthy liar. Hermione is smarter than that.

1) this is entirely correct, and I think even supported in canon, but whether it is or not it is my headcanon

He’s also on Tinder. Pansy sets up accounts of her own, pretending to be other people and setsup dates with him. It’s actually kind of their thing.

DO WANT. THIS IS AMAZING AND I WANT DESPERATELY TO SEE IT WHEN IS IT HAPPENNING

Frankly, Mark, I think you sound like a delight, and I would be thrilled to have you in the same audience with me so I could giggle at your reactions as I watched a really bad horror flick.

In an ideal world, nobody would bat an eye at the idea of Elba being Bond. Also, in an ideal world, I would get to see Paterson Joseph be Doctor Who.

YES. Suave as fuck.

Pretty much.

Bobby, my goodness, missed opportunity to photoshop Sir Ian’s head onto Marcia Brady saying “something suddenly came up!” I rely on you for this kind of art.

There are ways to teach truth without teaching fear at the same time. And reacting from a place of fear when it comes to politics tends to end very badly.

Nothing beyond what they would hear on tv or radio? What? Maybe not, but the parents also get to monitor what their child hears/sees in that situation and can turn off the program and have a discussion. (Besides, what kid really pays attention while mom is watching the news? OK, mine do, but they also ask questions…

She’s not excusing the lady in the article; she’s excusing her friend who pumped in traffic. Very different.

Nah, if she’s got a good pump and hands free set up and her milk lets down easily it wouldn’t be distracting. I used to pump and do lesson planning. And the seatbelt would go right in between the bottles collecting the milk!

Some things are just too much. I hope they got double secret probation for that.

And this article has been sent to the Dean of Students’ office at each of these institutions, yes?? Please???

It must be weird to be SWF’d by your own sister....

So, are we supposed to believe that Kanye, like, FORGOT that the awards were happening and just had to come in the stuff he’d been wearing all day and working on the house in? That’s just how little he cares?