Quite. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

So say we all

Kim is the only science project that matters. She and Yeezus are part of the Bene Gesserit’s breeding program, and eventually their progeny and Beyonce’s progeny will produce the Kwisatz Haderach. The Spice must flow.

I will hate you forever for bringing this story into my life.

How dare your opinion not exactly match the Hive’s at all times?

Psych Lab Rat Caretaker buddies!

She’s “Rebel Wilson 24”

Goldfish and Plants are indeed a chore. Confirmed by The Young Ones:

Rat. In bed?

I respect your desire to respect those involved.

No, I’m pretty sure Matt Damon is pregnant with Tupac’s baby. He used Tupac’s frozen seed, obtained illegally from the ISS in a daring heist that was directed by Ben Afflek and will be available on dvd in the fall.

NO THERE IS NOT YOU TAKE THAT FALSEHOOD BACK

You might find it hard to believe, but it is possible to be interested in MORE THAN ONE THING AT A TIME and that sometimes, websites are compartmentalized and therefore do not represent the entirety of a viewer’s interests. But carry on with the trolling; it has obviously been fruitful.

Truly, you appear quite determined to do so. Please, carry on. The idea that a kid would have happened to see something on tv and get an idea from it stuck in her head is quite inconcievable.

Which does not negate the fact that some Baldwins are off-brand.

All Hemsworths are on brand Hemsworths. Unlike Baldwins.

She wouldn’t have understood all of the mechanics involved. But she would definitely have been able to comprehend that there was something a doctor could do to turn a boy into a girl or a girl into a boy. Hell, when my nephew got his first haircut at age six, my three-year-old declared with absolute certainty that…

She probably wouldn’t understand all the mechanics involved, but she certainly would have been able to understand that there was something out there that doctors could do to change someone from a girl to a boy or a boy to a girl. Most kids that age probably wouldn’t have homed in on such info, but one who was already…

She said she thought she saw it on Oprah. Any tv program on it probably would have made a big deal about the cost.

Sadly, you never know that they won’t kiss you after until you have already gone down on them. Curse time and its linear nature!