Get yourself a ghostwriter, Scott. Feel it out. See what happens

*sitting back and waiting for the people who don’t realize this is a joke*

Actual portrait of Betsy Ross’s original design.

BUT DID THEY PLAY LIGHT AS A FEATHER, STIFF AS A BOARD, CONSULT THE OUIJA BOARD, GIVE EACH OTHER MAKE OVERS (yeah, obviously not, given the after shot) AND LIP SYNC TO WILSON PHILLIPS!?

OBVIOUSLY, wearing the flag is only acceptable if it’s a string bikini.

Yeah, I was thinking that something about that whole story just felt extra-intrusive. I mean, we practically go into the bedroom with couples and speculate on their sexual habits, but somehow that feels less intrusive than this story about two people who seem to have things to say to each other but can’t. idk

Exactly. Who knows? Neither side is really giving a very full picture, and considering the world of academia, there is almost certainly something else going on, somewhere. It may be as simple as that she’s just difficult and her colleagues don’t want to deal with her. It may be that she is focusing on methods that no…

Since when am I defending her? How, exactly, is saying that there is more to the story than either side has said a defense of one side or the other? It’s quite possible that she has done something that they can’t pin on her enough to fire her for so they’re grasping at whatever they can. Thus, the bit about not being…

Eh, there is still more going on here, I guarantee. Somebody has a bug up their butt over this woman (and who can tell at this point whether it’s with or without a reason?) and it has little or nothing to do with any of the stated reasons for her firing.

You haven’t gotten yours yet? I drank mine yesterday and now I have the power to read minds. It’s super.

Allow me to introduce you to my avocado salsa:

Does he have a voice on the public health issue of this beard?

Seriously, tho, folks who can make the websites: What we need in all of our lives is a website where you ask it a question and get a random Jim Carrey gif in response. This could also work with Nic Cage or Jennifer Lawrence. I also want one for Sailor Moon. Get on it, interwebz.

I really feel that we should be asking Jim’s advice on everything.

And yet, every day, those idiots dipshits morons people do. *sigh*

These bees?

This gif never gets old.

DAMN SKIPPY TARA WAS A GODDESS

Whoa...... not only am I suddenly grey, I’m saying thing I didn’t type at all!

Who is driving herself anywhere while in labor?