I think it’s all related to the public’s fascination with what is happening between a trans person’s legs.

Aliens:

Wait, wait, wait.... if there’s no magical barrier keeping me out of the men’s room, THEN WHAT WAS THAT MYSTERIOUS FORCE THAT REPELLED ME AT THE MOVIES THIS WEEKEND?

Ooooooh, yes, those sound awesome!

Granted, any guy who would understand my staring/summoning Satan in Klingon gets bonus points.

OK, I really want Sandy’s shoes, but I want them so that they fit. Because they really look like they do not fit her at all in those pics, and I’m simultaneously amazed that they stayed on her feet and that she is not now crippled by them.

Aggregating Eyeballs:

WE ARE ALL BEV.

I really need to learn to stare in other languages. I think it could greatly increase my inscrutability. Instead of staring at Current Guy in english when he busts out calling me “Love,” I could stare at him in Norwegian or Portugese. (I mean, really, dude? You are not British, or Spike, and your use of that word has…

Oh, you don’t know them.

This is a deer in the headlights look if ever there was one.....

YUP. We’re not allowed into clubs for free out of some kind of benevolence.

Yeah, Hulu is definitely getting advertising money, and that should get spread around. And i’m actually totally fine with A one time fee for services like Netflix idea. One time is better than nothing. Someone is getting money when I watch Buffy on Netflix. I know it’s not Sarah Michelle Gellar, and let’s be honest,…

But only if it actually gets streamed. She is pointing out that streaming is, in essence, the new syndication, especially since fewer shows actually get syndicated nowadays (I think. I don’t really know. It just seems that the shows you see in syndication are much less varied than they used to be and fewer in number).…

Hmm. Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Of course, calling gamergate a “lady” is likely to make gamergaters even more angry and spew more bile. But they don’t hate women, no no no.

Colin Hanks always surprises me when he shows up — I never recognize him. But he’s really great and I wish he got more work.

And then I get told that someone who took flute lessons in high school is just as qualified as I am to be teaching children vocal technique and conducting choirs. Sure. That makes loads of sense. That’s like say that the guy who took woodshop and build a really kick-ass pie safe is qualified to build me a staircase…

Not to mention the fact that it takes real time and energy to become truly good, and few people can have the leisure time/energy to practice like they need to if they have to work 9-5 at the widget factory for a paycheck. Oh, and did you know that artists, whether they are musicians, visual artists, writers, or…