A Hodor would say this.

If you want to fuck the semi nude men, and they like the idea, rock on. I’m pretty sure that I should probably dump Current Guy before engaging in sexytimes with any other persons. Humph.

We shall have a Princess night and go drink margaritas and watch anime in our tiaras and if anyone doesn’t like it, fuck ‘em.

If anyone deserves a tiara, it’s you. I declare you Princess Borg of Awesome. Because you’re the tops.

Hodor

Ara, why are you blushing Haruka?

They are so awesome and wonderful and amazing. But obviously cousins.

TOTALLY COUSINS

ew, no. That is neither shiny, nor chrome.

Bringing you out of grey for your responses here.

I BELIEVE YOU.

YES. And then the dude in Age of Adeline did the same thing, but with books that have flowers in the title, and I said, “dude, Will Ferrell did it first and better, you suck, scruffy man.”

I would just like to take this Maggie Gyllenhaal moment to say that “Stranger than Fiction” is an awesome movie and she is actually great in it and if someone played “Whole Wide World” on the guitar like that for me, I’d probably fall in love instantly, too.

Dude, I can show you PLENTY of men who won’t cheat. Just sayin’. You don’t get an A for doing the minimum. And you ALWAYS get points deducted for cheating. Lots of points. Like, there is no way to get a passing grade afterwards points.

These shoulder pads beg to differ

I have felt this pain. I would like to offer my commiseration. Why, baseball, why?

That.... was not The Game I expected. Clearly the pro wrestling my ex watched made an impression.

I TOTALLY HAVE A PET PIG AND THAT GUY WHO KEEPS PEEKING IN MY WINDOWS GAVE ME FIVE DOLLARS TO PHOTOGRAPH ME NAKED THROUGH THEM LAST WEEK.

Yes, but how much world experience does she really have? She’s been with ol’ Jim Bob since she was a child.

Good job, Mr. Harris.