But what if he has hay fever? Everyone knows that those cats are perpetually getting random hay stuck to them.

But so far, all the repub candidates are comic relief I mean, there’s no possible way they are serious, right?

I feel you. Granted, I like movies best when someone else plays the Woody Allen.

I hate stairs. So much

I used to work at Radio Shack, and I had multiple people come in asking for advice on what to use to do exactly this. Because the flag is what YOU put up so that the mail carrier knows that you’re sending stuff; the mail carrier doesn’t put it up to alert you that there is mail for you.

Yeah, but the flag is only for the mail carrier. You put the flag up so the mail carrier knows to pick stuff up. The mail carrier doesn’t put it up to let you know that you’ve got mail.

I....... do not understand how the pictures on that board relate to each other. Things in the bathroom? But..... is that a cucumber? I am so very confused. But look at your lovely neat matting around your text!

I have applied for unemployment twice, and been denied both times because I worked for churches. Since they aren't required to pay into unemployment, their employees aren't covered. The second time was further complicated by the fact that because I was given the option to quit instead of being fired, I had technically…

“Some of the items on the menu was various types of barbeque, potato salad and beans.”

“write the most scathing break up song of all time, and call it “DEMEAN THIS.” (Song title is accompanied by jerk-off motion.)“

Yeah, that about sums it up.

Life should be all red dwarf, all the time

Because SHE went to all the right nobby schools and had the right nobby parents, of course!

Let’s see.... where I live, if I shop at the budget grocery store, the kale, cilantro, limes, avocado, yam, and jalapeno all go out the window. The romaine is neither that green, nor that fluffy. Might be best to give it a miss, especially if I’m not using it in the next couple of hours because that’s only how long it…

Right. And I’m also thinking that really, she should also have to buy that stuff in a store where someone with SNAP would be shopping. She would be very lucky to find veggies looking that good at the cheap grocery store in my neighborhood.

I had my first bowl of gazpacho when I was fifteen in Spain, and the impression it made was a lasting one.

Oh, honey. Do you even go here? Kara has always been very vocal in her identification as a black woman. She’s not appropriating anything. Of course, I also see that she is once again smarter and classier than I am because she didn’t bother to even respond to you.

I had one smelly middle schooler once. He lived on a farm and did chores before coming into school, and didn’t really have time to shower in between. Not exactly his fault tat he didn’t smell like a daisy, and certainly not something he should have been made to feel bad about, which a list like this would have done.

I kind of want to know what logic made the girls’ list for “black and Latina girls” but the boys’ list for “young men of color”? I just.... What? Girls vs young men is bad. And i’m not qualified to speak to black and Latina vs of color, but if just doesn't feel right. One is much more specific. And finger pointy.

I hate to break it to that person, but it’s not the high schoolers, of any race, who need to be told about hygiene. By that age, ALL kids either give a shit and do a damn good job of it, sometimes erring on the side of too much “good” smelling stuff, or they don’t give a shit and no poster from an adult will make them…