He seems like a real keeper! I don't have any readable tattoos, but I'm sure I can balance a magazine on my back. Please send him over when you're done with him.

Yeah, all the frats I had dealings with in school tended to have at least several dozen members, most of whom lived somewhere other than the house. I have realized writing this that, despite attending a women's college, I actually had dealings with many frats, since often they would house us when we went on tours. A…

Maybe give him a wee staff and cloak?

If dresses up as Tuxedo Kamen, I'll DEFINITELY return his calls, no matter how many tentacles he brings along.

Who says she won't return your calls?

I feel that he is clearly a fan of Spinal Tap

If I ever get married again, I want you to officiate.

I have done administrative assistant work for a few churches, and many of them address mailings to their members in this old-fashioned way. Changing it in the address label file is almost always one of the first things I do. So, instead of Mr. and Mrs. Hisname Lastname, I change all the address labels or the…

Amy didn't die. At least, she didn't leave because of dying.

Mary McDonnell as either President Roslin or Captain Rader.

Re: smell. I thought all boys learned that oh-so-lovely rhyme in highschool:

When it's something you do several times a day, for several days every month, and it's basically a chore, yes, it's surprising to find that someone thinks it's sexually satisfying. Wow. Those sex toys also usually vibrate and you don't just stick it up there and leave it (unless it vibrates).

he's just so damned irresistible

I did consider them as a possibility, but decided it was just too obvious.

"If Hillary Clinton wins in 2016, it'll be the first time two presidents have had sex with each other."

Totally ahead of its time

that's really been very well covered on this site and others

well, that, and the racism.

Sadly, the CONCEPT of that awful video (T-Swift tries to do many things that aren't "her," fails while remaining cheerful about it and not letting it get to her, still retaining her individuality) could have been OK. Just got executed thoughtlessly really badly.

Hang on. I was assured in song that every last inch of Gaston was covered in hair. EVERY. LAST. INCH.