This may be the best article I’ve ever read

If a customer wants a waffle that’s griddled until theres no gluten, you griddle it until it has no gluten!

She probably opened it up to see what was wrong since it didn’t taste like artificial chocolate flavoring. Then she took the color as “proof” that there was’t enough chocolate in it. I know this particular brand of idiot quite well.

The international breakfast is a half-waffle

He better watch out for the mob.

One of the best most enlightening articles I’ve read about understanding issues women face. The idea that straight men fixate on adolescent girls is no big secret, but wow, is it creepy. Seems like there should be less talk about the gay agenda / gay marriage and America’s need to sexualize young girls.

Yep. I’m a grand old lady now (well, 46) and young people seem to think I’m cool and together, but I spent many years of my life being picked on for always having my nose in a book and being a choir/drama class nerd. And into Star Wars and the original Battlestar Galactica in an all girls school. Then I grew up and…

Calling yourself a nerd seems like a humblebrag way to claim brains and depth.

Well aren’t you a special little snowflake??!!

What the shit???? When I was a kid, my parents made me go to several classmates’ parties that I didn’t want to go to. They also made me invite people I didn’t want to invite to my parties because they didn’t want kids left out. I strongly believe this taught me a valuable lesson about including people and doing the…

I still have regrets about turning down an invitation to the weird kid’s 9th birthday party. No one went. I felt guilty about it the next monday morning and still do to this day. That shit stays with you.

Yeah surely the parents got the invites? Children are frequently assholes but for all the parents to not have their children attend is inexcusable.

Why would you let your child be this cruel and turn down this poor child’s party? WHY ARE PEOPLE BAGS OF DICKS!?

She could have at least transferred to an online high school. I had to do that in 2003, due to a combination of severe health issues and severe bullying for being a lesbian. She could have completed her high school education and gone on to a liberal college if she wanted. Would have made things easier. However, it's…

That forced hugging thing sounds hella creepy.

Nah, sometimes people need to be called out on their shit.

I find my gf's hair everywhere, but we have a dog who sheds like crazy so it doesn't seem as bad in comparison. Though the last place I found her hair in a random place it was halfway out of our dog's butt with a piece of poo attached to it. So that was fun...

I need to read a 1 star and a 5 star review from the guy who got stabbed to calibrate what he looks for in an establishment, as I am very confused.