I used to be poly, for about 5-6 years in my early 20s, until I realized that there's a physics problem involved.

Love requires time and energy. Time and energy are finite. Thus, there is only so much love one can actually give, long term, without eventually becoming drained & exhausted.

If each person gets half your…

This. Not to mention the fact that anthropologists and evolutionary psychologists aren't necessarily all in sync with the "we evolved to be polyamorous" theory. There are a few different schools of thought that say a few different things.

It's very nice that you found an environment in which you are happy, but I do wish people would stop deferring to evolution every single time. The people who write books and push the idea that humans "evolved" or "didn't evolve" to be monogamous or play football or drive a Toyota Cressida do so with very flimsy…

It sounds like, either way, you run a legitimate risk of ending up exhausted and cleaning up poop. Damned if you do, dammed if you don't.

But the Native American subplot works because it's written by Natives on the writing staff, and the parents are played by Natives, the references to the Lakota are researched and respectful, and the jokes are a lot more about Jane Krakowski looking all 80's than looking Native American. When writing about race, isn't…

"I'm sure I'm going to get a lot of shit for saying this, but India just does NOT seem like a safe place to be a woman. At all. In any capacity."

Yes, and murder happens everywhere. That doesn't mean I feel as unsafe in NYC today as I would've 20 years ago when the murder rate was 3x as high. Rate of rape is the issue here.

Eh, I actually believe that she draws them on. Not that she won't get fake lips the minute she turns 18. If you look closely, you can make out her real lip line halfway down the fake lip. I wish she'd just Instagram a video of herself drawing them on so everyone would stop talking about it and OH MY GOD I'VE SPENT WAY…

This is really interesting and I'd love to read something that goes even more in depth. Just the other day I was thinking about how we would be talking about the Kardashians in say 30-50 years. Love them or hate them, their impact on pop culture is undeniable. The fact that they're still famous almost a decade later…

I'm being serious here.

The only thing I like about Kim is the fact that her massive fame must burn Paris up.

To be honest, I don't think I could handle dealing with Kanye. His ego and his preference for speaking without thinking is just too much for me.

Man, I remember where everything was Paris Hilton and I could not look anywhere without seeing her dumb face and that annoying, vacuous smirk. Then she disappeared and Kim filled the void. Who'da thunk this one would have such a long half-life?

i'm sorry to hear about your family — wish you cousins could aspire to something greater

"Grandpa," the young boy asked, his vision caught by one of the faded magazine covers in the abandoned supermarket , "Who were the Kardashians?"

We should all be grateful that Kris Jenner has devoted her megalomaniacal talents to the fame of her family rather than to accumulating and using executive power.

I'm so sorry to hear that, you have my deepest sympathies.

kris jenner is fucking scary

Oh, well.... if a bunch of anonymous commenters on Deadspin keep saying it over and over, it MUST be right. Who am I to disagree with them? They are well known for their wisdom and expertise in all things and I personally am fully prepared to turn over all political, legal, and, hey, even military, decisions over to…

The first time I heard 'Blurred Lines' I had no idea what the song was or who was singing it but it was such an obvious rip off of "Got to Give It Up" that I just assumed that it had all been sampled and the samples had been licensed.