Lol what is homemade whipped cream? Is there a cow there?

I have the bad luck to have to take both the F and the A every day. It's become a nightmare. Tonight's commute home is going to be awful. The MTA board and executives should be forced to take the subway to work every day; no exceptions. They don't give a shit because they aren't the ones suffering while they…

Look Michael.

proffer your own theories in the comments below.

See, that is the thing about kids these days -instead of pot, they take uppers like adderrall and cocaine. And then do things like write REALLY long emails about almost nothing, instead of watching cartoons and eating Cheetos like a normal college kid.

Remember, this is Harvard. They get high on the smell of their own farts.

He's referring to Currie House's famous Less Than Zero themed party where everybody speaks in short, choppy sentences in first person present tense and half the house does so much heroin they have to carry around personal puke buckets and the other half does so much coke their noses are bleeding all over the social…

So, the alleged "Party People" of Harvard throw 6-7 of them a year? I am on Tyler's side. Also, a glib nickname like TenMan? These guys suck.

Jesus, just wait till these people encounter real first-world problems.

I don't know how much of a douche Tyler is beyond complaining about a lack of parties in a dorm, but I get the sense that the guy that wrote this e-mail is way douchier.

As long as you want to save lives.

They have both motorcycles and cars parked for speed traps all over the city, all day long, not taking calls, just writing bullshit tickets - they can plant a car in 5 spots to save lives, or just make sure to drive by every 15 minutes. It's certainly not as hard as you make it out to…

This is the same street they've been racing on for 25+ years. There are maybe 5 streets in the Valley that are the go-to spots when they head out to race. The police HAVE to know the spots.

How about fewer bullshit speed traps and instead have a few cruisers set up to stop it.

The biggest reason is that LA police care…

This is sad all around... sad for the victims, sad for the families, sad for the 21 year old who just ruined his life, and sad for enthusiasts all over who will be grouped into the "mindless street racer" category. There are no winners here.

And this jerk thought that he could flee from the police and not be caught? They had his car and knew who he was. I hope they throw the book at him. Besides driving recklessly and killing 2 people, he makes all car enthusiasts look bad. It is one thing to have fun with a car and bang off a few gears out on an open…

Banks needs to shut her mouth. Badu even was gonna take the heat on it by saying she didn't get it due to age. That's not shade. Saying something isn't your scene doesn't mean you're trashing it.

As a single parent of sons it was very important to me that my sons did not become predators. From middle school on I would tell them regularly that it is wrong, it is morally reprehensible to have sex with a girl/woman who is incapable of giving consent. I was very proud when I heard from another parent that one of…

Good to see that "Hey, look at these breasts! Now go play Microtransactions: The Game!" is still a hilariously effective marketing strategy.

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