Side note: I had a college roommate who apparently watched pornography with his frat brothers and nothing has ever sounded so creepy or awful.

“Hey, it’s just a dinner meeting with friends, right? Let’s all gather around the ol’ laptop and look at some illegally filmed lady bits. We’ll turn off all the lights and if someone’s pants just happen to come off, so be it, amirite? HAHA, it’s good to have friends.”

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

It’s pretty fucking rich that people are cool with consuming and confronting slavery in the form of entertainment while gasping at the horror of it all, but refuse to budge when it comes to things like criminal justice reform, income inequality, etc., and acknowledging the lingering effects of a country built on the…

I’m gonna defend Kylie. I don’t like doing it, but I think it’s the right thing, so here it is:

I love that you wrote this, because my mom has been paying (re: bribing) nuns in my hometown to pray for me for years (when you donate food to them, they ask if you have anything you would like them to pray for) and my mom HONESTLY is baffled by the fact that I have not gotten anything she has asked them to pray for…

Funny ... when Buddhists and Hindus spend lives in simplicity and contemplation, it's considered deep and meaningful. When Catholic women do it, it's considered weird and repressed. How dare they decide to devote their lives to a spiritual quest and serving others when they could be focusing on clothes, shoes, money…

But chasing a pigskin sphere around a lawn is worth $10 million a year.

She was awarded for her medical bills, that coffee was well into dangerous temperatures and caused third degree burns on 6% (eta actually it may have been 16%) of her body. It almost killed her. She was in the hospital for 8 days and needed skin grafts. She originally asked for her medical bills but they refused.

I think the cake was an example of a food that you enjoy once in a while that isn’t necessarily healthy. Obviously it’s not an indulgence for you if you hate it. Is there anything else you indulge in that fits that description? Because if there is, that would be your 'cake'.

You despise sugar? That raises some alarm bells. So you don't ever eat fruit then either right?

If you’re not eating something because you don’t like it, then you’re absolutely not who she’s getting at in this article. Chill out, she wasn’t getting a dig at you.

That’s fine and dandy that you just don’t like sugar, (though I don’t think she’s being quite so literal with the cake thing), but I feel obligated to say that what the bathroom scale says is no indication of whether or not a person has an eating disorder. (I’m not saying that you do, of course, but that in general…

She’s not wrong. A multi-day cayenne pepper and lemon juice only ‘cleanse’ is to a person with disordered eating what a weekend long bender in Vegas would be for an alcoholic. It’s not healthy and the media should stop glorifying that type of thing.

Yeah...I know teenagers are impressionable and all that, but it’s hard to imagine someone reading about these creeps beheading children and thinking “Sign me up for that!” It’s sad, but my sympathy for anyone running off to join them is pretty limited.

Fuck that. This was the best thing that ever happened to this kid, and he was in no way ‘damaged’ to the point of 15 million dollars.

I’d actually like to go back to Guacamole whenever possible, it’s delicious there.

Right? It could practically be the cover for the Robin Thicke Christmas album that nobody wants.

It’s uncanny.