Pom Squad: What Happens When the Cheering Stops?

Cop impersonates an ice agent. And the immigrant fucks him up?

We are in the Upside Down.

I was suspecting fowl play, but this was the only trace of evidence.

I’ve heard of drive through dinner, but this is ridiculous!

If Mark Davis doesn’t want fans to be overwhelmed at the new stadium, he should insist on a simple bowl design.

Ross Douthat tries to passively-aggressively drive Democrats into bad/dumb policies because he’s given up on anyone on his side listening to tepid Walmart Republicanism and Ratzinger Catholicism.

I have no respect to a guy who gets crowded out of his own party and instead of learning anything from the experience, goes…

In the case of Freidman and Brooks, a small but but powerful group of rich people who want to be told comforting fairy tales about how they are the modern super heroes and meaningful political engagement isn’t really necessary to solve the world’s problems.

I think good op-ed writers can serve an important purpose. I also don’t think Nolan lumps in columnists with reporters at any point.

She’s lucky, a woman in Kansas had a house land on her.

“fluid all over the damn place. I recognize that from getting t-boned, pulling my driveshaft out.”

So what.

Chuck E Cheese- I haven’t been to one of these places in ages. The video game cabinets have been replaced by educational games, but the animatronic show goes on. Across the table two time Super Bowl MVP, Eli Manning squirts Elmers glue into his mouth. As we wait for our sausage pizza, Eli leans in and confides that…

I actually think that most people here just mind their own business, leave others alone, and expect the same treatment from others. It’s unfortunate that there’s so many busy bodies in the world that people can’t relate.

It makes Ivanka uncomfortable.

“This sums up the whole of my administration”

Dime Bags Two For One

“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”