Finally, a drug czar who knows where the drugs are.

Steve Bannon looks like a mall Santa who got fired for beard lice.

Steve Bannon looks like Seth Brundle if they remade The Fly using a syphilis bacterium instead of a housefly.

Steve Bannon looks like he discovered freebasing discount gin.

Steve Bannon looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman - now.

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

In all the other lists being hit by a car was, not exactly metaphorical, but not quite literal either. So this was the first list where I considered the reality of being hit by a car, and then remembered, Oh yeah! I was hit by a car when I was 12! I was selling popcorn door-to-door for the Boy Scouts and a new teen…

This may explain why half the pictures on his Instagram are fax cover pages.

I got a call from his company when I was looking for a mortgage and honestly it was the pushiest, most aggressive pitch I received (of probably a dozen calls). The best part was when I finally asked what rate he would offer me, but he kept trying to talk up Quicken’s corporate image. I kept coming back to “what will…

“For what shall it profit a woman, if she shall gain the whole world, and lose her own sole?”

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

Jonathan Chait?

That’s ok if you are not in education. She has been nominated to RUN education. That is not ok, to put it mildly.

Horrifying. You probably wouldn’t be hired by any decent school district answering a question like that. She’s going to be in charge of education.

Good thing you aren’t angling to be head of the Department of Education!

You’re renting your TV from a different Aaron.

I hate when these people start rioting and destroying their own neighborhoods...

Hey Squeaks, you little bitch, where you fromme?