I know this is pretty complicated, but if you don’t click the articles you don’t like, you won’t read those articles.

How did you end up flopping around on a lava flow in the first place? What the hell is your problem?

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Man, Seth Green has a lot of free time on his hands these days.

Except there are more things on that ballot than the president.