If you’re lazy, get an iPad mini, install STARSS, and experience the joy of having your own PADD:

It is embarrassing that US manufacturers cannot make a decent transmission.

The duel clutch: Not just a small, fashionable handbag for carrying your 18th century matched pistols any more!

I hate to be pedantic, but they stopped being scooters when they decided to participate in the breaking down of storefront windows. Now they’re sclooters and I just can’t get on board with that.

In America they would have claimed bankruptcy, been bailed out with our tax dollars then the CEO’s would have gotten a bonus and disappeared.

The Mitsu dealer near me sells RV’s... it’s where I bought my travel trailer. It’s actually more of an RV dealer that also happens to sell Mitsubishi’s... man has that marque fallen from the Evo, Eclipse and 3000GT days. :(

Quite a few people understandably not pleased with this representation. The Sombra similarities show the severe lack of creativity and understanding. These companies really need to hire some brown people.

To be fair, everything can be hacked....and everyone. Sombra is not excluded.

I dunno, I have a soft spot for Bearcats

In case anyone was unclear, this “stick to cars” is a sarcastic commentary on the “stick to sports” edict that annihilated Deadspin and has lead to such an immense staff turnover at this website. If you think that Jalopnik should stick to cars, please take this moment to punch yourself in the face as hard as…

This! There are plenty of other websites for political views, this should be a car website.

I for one, shall wash my hands lest Gold Japan daddy seeks me in the night to do it for me. 

Based on personal experience, I’m going to wager they are very close to going public. Because this looks a lot like the “Fuck everyone who got us here, it’s time for the owners to get PAID” phase that typically precedes it.

The bonus did exist, according to two people with knowledge of what happened, but it came out of the company’s 60%, not the 40% of profits that were meant to go to employees.

Not cool Randy!

They can’t even get the BO smell out of the stores what the heck do they think they can do with coronavirus?  

And every hotel room comes pre-stocked with someone on the edge of ODing.

Weddings.

Hey, can we get rid of Florida and give Puerto Rico statehood? Just sayin’.