The rare, elusive 5 out of 5 Tyrone Biggumses crack pipe level. For only the crackiest of pipes!

European chassis? the Kappa platform was designed in Michigan and built in Delaware.

Fuck off with the transphobia 

...only the girl has a beard and when you asked what her name is she answered, “Maurice”.

*does not transform

I’m just inherently untrusting of plugins that requires crazy permissions like ‘access your data for all sites’, which is what one would require if it were to block autoplay videos everywhere.

Nice matched riding gear.. I especially the emphasis on the crotchal area. It looks very masculine and not ridiculous at all.

Typical BMW owner, parks his bike in the middle of the road while he goes for a piss...

It doesn’t sound like you’re very familiar with Escalade owners if you think vape clouds aren't pouring out of all of their windows at all times

You mean "dynamiq"

I don’t know what it is... probably a crossover, but I do know that press release will feature the following words:

Cadillac can Celest-iq my balls.

I miss that game so much. They actually used my ideas for Nightcrawler. It was bananas. It was such crazy dev/player community where we all got to help build the heroes. Too bad the game had such a rough start and polorizing endgame. It could never find the foothold that something like Path of Exile did.

Bring back Disney Infinity :(

“Oh boy, a new mobile game!” - no one that has ever lived 

Just bring back Marvel Heroes! 

If this was Apple Arcade, where I could be sure it wouldn’t be stuffed with endless grinding, energy caps and micro transactions, I’d be excited. But it’s not, which means it will almost definitely have all of those things.

Mobile game.  No fucking thanks.

Woah hold up Cap sporting a Hydra costume and shield?