How do I specifically support Ray Ratto’s posts to encourage Deadspin to keep publishing him? Like, do I mindlessly click on the LDL inhibitor ads only when looking at his articles, or what?

Goddamnit, Kevin.

Belichick gave his press conference wearing an Alex Guerrero skin.

This is why voting for Harbaugh as craziest coach is going for the obvious option. Learn to appreciate subtlety.

I see the link. I know it’s going to be the Skyline chili picture. I click anyway. It’s a sickness.

I’ll pledge a donation to whoever does this for Keith Jackson’s ABC promos. I miss listening to that man pimp “The Commish” so so much.

> imagine New England Patriots fans without the firm, vice-like grip on reality.

I approve this post.

“no one in the history of history has ever been worst with time management or common sense things.”

I’m just here so I don’t get fined.

Why will I forget how awesome watching two Russian women fence can be 16 days from now?

That’s... brilliant. Like “Frank Sinatra has a Cold” by Gay Talese brilliant, if Frank Sinatra were a 60-year old Lloyd Christmas cosplayer.

Alex is my hero. Those descriptions are pure friggin’ poetry.

I write this less than a mile from the underpass in question. I say to you, reader Will: MAGNIFIQUE!

Does Edelman eventually kill Brady in a <i>Single White Female</i> kind of thing?

> ESPN radio host

PTPER DIPSY DOO DUNKAROO SPORF URGLE BURGLE SHART SHART is my new meditative koan.

Honest question from a poached egg fan: is there a trick to make cleaning up the damn pot afterward easier? Because despite swirling and vinegar addition (usually the cheap stuff) I end up with egg white bits absolutely FUSED to the bottom and often sides of my pot. Tired of SOS pads daily.