Kris Jenner: “Hey Kanye, we think it would add a lot of drama to the show if you could say some ignorant and chauvinistic things about the way Kim is dressing for the Met gala. We’ll play up the tension and everyone will be talking about it the next day.”

“i could have me a good girl, and still be addicted to them hoodrats”

This story does sound bizarre. If you’re going to do all that weird shit to your apartment, why wouldn’t you pay your rent on time?

It’s not true. There is a “says Mucciol” after that quote. This is all her scrubbed clean version of events. For example, note how she tries to soften her own culpability by framing it as “a late payment” (as in singular), not the pattern of multiple late payments she admits to later.

Plus it’s a RENTAL. She doesn’t own it or even have a long term lease or anything. I’ve dealt with creative types moving out before: no matter how many times they swear they’ll clean the stickers off the doors and repaint? They leave a giant mess and can’t understand why they aren’t getting the damage deposit back.

Yeah I was a little bummed I had to read so far down to find out why she was “really” being evicted. I mean seems to be like her living situation was completely hinging on her landlords good will, and that ran out. I mean based on how things sound, she is going to fall up from this situation with her gofundme.

Right, it’s super difficult to evict in Los Angeles. It sounds like the landlord is giving her a chance to vacate before starting eviction procedures, which sounds shitty but is also a little generous.

The crux is really buried in the story:
“she pays rent erratically, due to mental health struggles. In the past, …

I’m no expert, but I think it may have more to do with the fact that she doesn’t pay her rent than anything else.

She sounds like a handful as a tenant. I have a feeling that the eviction is unrelated. 

She’s clearly being evicted for serially missing and late rent payments.

Perhaps the landlord got wind that a woman who has repeatedly, by her own admission, paid the rent late, was flush enough to completely redo a RENTAL UNIT that he/she will now have to pay to un-unicornify. I’m pretty sure that most of the rentals I have lived in have had very specific clauses about what I was and was…

Are we seriously acting like what’s happening in her apartment is anything approaching originality, or that Lisa Frank hasn’t existed for literally decades? This woman’s apartment has looked like this for, max, two years, but an established brand built on the exact aesthetic she used is ripping HER off? Please.

It’s almost like someone with an over the top custom apartment took advantage of their landlord’s patience and their patience ran out. 

One does not get evicted for having a similar apartment to another tenant. One gets evicted for being in material breach of their lease. Evicting tenants is QUITE difficult.

Just because your landlord let you be late 10 times doesn’t mean they can’t decide “no more” on the 11th time. I don’t understand what leg she thinks she has to stand on at all?

Nope, not at all. The only thing that was proven was that he was a dick about paying her the settlement.

Is Murphy a big star *now*?

She never said she got the part, just that she auditioned. In your 20s an actor goes on a lot of auditions for jobs they don’t get.