Finally, a priest I can really get behind.

Michael Jackson former publicist doesn’t “think any of us has been a greater victim than Michael Jackson” and has started a charity dedicated to denying allegations against him.

That’s often more expensive than flying.

Weak.

I’ll basically watch anything with Adam Driver, so yeah.

I’ve seen more road rash from someone falling off a bicycle while stopped.

If she’d slid over the concrete dressed like that, her bare arms, chest and back would look like raw meat. There is no way this isn’t staged.

That’s a cunty remark. 

6 years is a long revenge screw

Hello, yes I’m just here to say that I love Nicholas Hoult. Please cast him in all the things. Thank you.

Don’t feel bad for GenX, we thought the dreads were awful from the start.

When someone who was born rich claims “they work their ass off”

That remark doesn’t read as a judgment on anyone but herself. If she wasn’t able to smoke weed and be a useful member of society and passionate about things, it’s good she quit. Doesn’t mean others can’t do what she couldn’t. 

I can’t wait for her to announce shes pregnant and that they are going to co-parent on different planets but like we wouldn’t get it because they have a very cOmPLeX aDuLT relationship. Also wtf about her previous comments about not being wifely because she doesn’t cook dinner wearing an apron? I’ve been married 5ish…

I think pantsing an adult, by another adult, and exposing someone’s genitals in front of a crowd counts as assault of a sexual nature. IMO. And if I reverse the sexes it feels even ickier to me. So to not have a double standard, I agree that it would qualify.

Can we talk about Emma Watson? I applaud her activism. Quite intelligent and engaged. She seems like a genuinely nice person. Her beauty goes without saying.

whose wife of less than a year recently dumped him for Brody Jenner’s ex

So fleeing across the Atlantic to Australia seems like the long way... maybe fleeing across the Pacific to get there would be better?