shinelikeadiamond
shinelikeadiamond
shinelikeadiamond

My MIL is super intrusive and recently joined facebook. I felt like I had to friend her. Of course, she was even more in my business after that. So I unfriended her. She's not savvy enough to figure it out, thank the baby cheeses. If she ever figures it out (which I doubt), I'll act the innocent.

This would have been my first ever purchase of a copy of VF. They just lost my business. US Weekly here I come!

Maybe implants?

Archer can never go off the air. EVAH!

I feel like my PSA to the world is that if you're gonna go from dark hair to blonde, you really need to check your skin tone to make sure you're under-color or whatever won't clash with the hair.

Didn't we learn this from "A Beautiful Mind?"

Is there something wrong with me? I cannot tell if something is photo-shopped, even if it's explained to me. Maybe I suffer from some sort of photo-shop blindness? Or, my whole world is warped?

Lemonade can be organic even with (organic) sugar. WHY DO THE PALTROW-MARTINs HATE LEMONADE???

Every time Jezebel writes about it, I read "Lisa Frank" as "Anne Frank" and get so very confused.

Dick is HI-LARIOUS on Happy Endings and The League. I love them all! They're all my friends!

This comment made my day.

Yes! I would have purchased my first VF magazine ever to read this.

I feel full o'guile!

Didn't Mila and Ashton attend the wedding as opposed to crashing if? I mean, Mila was in it and all...

It's no longer news that Jen Aniston had plastic surgery. She's very open about hre nose job and being told she looked "too greek."

Angry Archaeologist would be my super hero persona. I'd save priceless artifacts and ruins by yelling at tourists and giving my best shady eye.

Yes! You're telling the story of you that you want others to see. Social media is all about curating your story and image.

Celebrities! Rest up! and drink water! There's an epidemic of exhaustion going round!

Ha! The NY Daily News is referring to Kerr as the "Catty Catwalker," for posting the photoshopped picture with her waist slimmed and Kroes widened.

AMEN! DOWN with the pumpkin spice.