I've had a surgery on each food (bunionectomy), one toe that doesn't touch the ground, and a whole lot of scars and weird toenails. I HAVE THE SHAME!

Yes! My kid slept in her car seat for months! It was the only place she's sleep for more than an hour.

Our kid avoided flat head because she had to be held all the time for the first 8 months of her life - and she started sleeping on her tummy as soon as she could roll over. She would not abide the tummy time, so I'm kind of glad she was so high maintenance. That being said, her pediatrician said that the company…

My Dad had a similar reaction to 50's when I asked him to help me pay for college. Too bad twitter wasn't around back then.

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Thank you! Great advice! I'd love to chat more.

This is my situation AND my plan. Baby is 10 months now. I'm so tired of pumping three times a day at work. I know I'm privileged to be able to, but it's getting old FAST!

It's called wage-theft. File a ULP through your shop steward.

I read "Nurture Shock" when I was preggo. Apparently, according to some experts, small children are sociopaths and that's normal during development.

I run through the zoo too - maybe we see one another! I'm just worried I'll find him along the Rock Creek trail and he won't be alive . . .

I like at the top of the Hill next to the zoo entrance. I hope Rusty is in the bushes in front of my apartment building. That would be a nice thing to come home to. I have some cold hot dogs if he's hungry.

Stana Katic is gorge! And I love her on Castle (I love Nathan Fillion too, natch) but they have ZERO chemistry on that show.

Yeah but does this Keats character have a grammy?

You can be my crazy aunt any day!

This post needs more photos o'Taylor Kinney so I can go to my happy place.

Colin Farrel is ruining it for me. As is Chris Pine. I'll just take Max. Now. Go AWAY PEOPLE!

Elon Musk sounds like the hormonal signature of some giant land animal.

I need to see this. I love all of these people! Also, James Marsden is my second husband. James Marsters is my third.

Hopefully she'll address this in the next edition of GOOP : make revealing statements, go get yo'self waxed, get a lot of people wondering whether you know what you say, do be dutiful to the patriarchy, be a hairless child, see us all speculate about you.

Also, what's my husband's car doing there in a that photo?!?!