I'd also think places with drivethrus, like Sonic, would be pretty popular. You can just park in the parking lot and evade all detection.

Don't hate me, folks but what about Justin Timberlake and David Gregory in Guys and Dolls! Both can cut a rug . . .

I do not like Joan Rivers. I just don't find her funny. The last time she was almost tolerable was in Space Balls.

Journee de Julio Gallo?

Mom? Is that you? You're still the reigning Queen of box wine!

Baller. Only acceptable when Schmidt says it.

There really is evil in this world.

I'm a runner. After I got over the initial shock of the news, all I could think about was my family - husband, daughter, mother, cheering me on at the finish line, jumping up and down and waiting to hug me. This could have been them. It could also have been all of those people who don't know me, but who cheer me on…

I'm considering everything performance art these days. A Bynes, the Biebs, etc. It makes me feel better about the state of humanity.

Holy make-under, Snooki!

I keep hoping that the Biebs is engaging in elaborate performance art rather than having to confront our national celebration of ignorance. I want to Belieb!

This gives me the venue to point something out. The author of this book went to high school with my husband. Also in his class were Josh from Million Dollar Listing and BJ Novak and Jon Krasinski of the Office. What was in the water when these kids were growing up (well, minus Josh who seems sort of douchey). Also,…

Like this friend of mine from college who worked at Victoria Secret and could guess your bra size just by looking at you. Only Pam has X-RAY VISION FOR SIN!

And sometimes when you're gazing at the gayz, their gay gaze is on another group of gays agazin'.

Ha! I remember a graduate school class on gender and sexuality. We'd gave to be very explicit as to whether we were referring to "gaze" or the "gayz."

She also has the cash to go to a really nice salon. It's like when Tara Reid got the botched boob job - you have the money to get quality services, people!

Maybe Adam Levine, Macy Gray, T.I. and Jamie Foxx plus their entourages are eating all of the security guard's funions. That's pretty hostile.

Wow Charissa Explains it All wants to make a Harlequin Blaze movie.

First: Sophia Bush is my celebrity girlfriend. I say this having never watched anything with her in it, aside from Tucker Whatever Must Die. Still, my crush.

Sigh. Just do you. Don't worry about what others are doing.