Cocaine is totes doing the Victory Running Man right in Meth's face.

Fish oil?

Yep, me too. It helped with lifelong depression, post-partum depression and an eating disorder.

It's funny - I always thought of Kerr as less sexy beautiful and more wholesome beautiful (not that they are mutually exclusive, but VS likes to play in a very specific range for sexy). Seems like Kerr would do great in their college line, but maybe didn't have the same look as the other angels.

KK looks a lot like Brandy Glanville on that US Weekly cover. I did a double take.

My most fascinating poop was the first one after I gave birth. Holy. Cow. So much. I was so relieved to finally go but just so amazed.

I adore you. Thought you should know.

Breast milk is liquid gold! It's too hard to pump and keep in reserve to mail! And to have it made into a creepy pendant.

I thought a lot of counterfeit items were produced in the same factories and by the same workers as the designer items. Maybe I read that somewhere . . .

Being southern is a state of mind. And there are multiple souths, clearly! Especially for this dimwit.

Sort of with you on the twitter, ScarJo. Unless you're the Honest Toddler, the Honey Badger or Al Roker, I doubt it's important enough to tweet.

Do not like Rodger's hair. Don't like

Is he rich/have access to power? I thought he just got canned by Gawker.

I think the character from the West Wing's son is the person you're thinking of - Charlie Sheen. It also could be The Presidents of the United States (the whole band) or Beau Obama.

Oh, me too! I would read everything she wrote and then compare myself and my self-restraint and my moral superiority.

Wow. Narcissism sells, doesn't it? I don't think she's asking for sympathy per se, but she's definitely capitalizing off of the pseudo-self reflective candor a lot of folks do these days when writing their own memoirs. Would her story be at all compelling to publishers if she wasn't pretty?

My nanny is my mom. She works super hard and cares for my daughter better than anyone else would. I can't imagine someone who was doing this for a living (and not a lucrative one) would love her as much as family would. You can't expect that. Of course, people that make the best non-family caregivers have a way with…

Wait until she has the little darling. Her hair and make-up ritual will surely shorten.

It's too bad we can't do what the Church of Scientology does and just sue these people into oblivion. I know it's a violation of their Constitutional rights to silence them, but I think they've been heard enough (also not my call).

So, visible roots is a thing now? Heidi Klum is doing hair commercials with them.