She was the chancellor at my undergraduate institution and would frequently give talks that were so very offensive. One of the worst that I walked out on had her waxing on about how industrious Chinese workers are. It was too too much.

I'm sorry I read this.

We had these for a while at a local bar. I loved it because I always felt guilty running home after work for a quick walk with the pup just to dash out the door again to go to HH. The assuaged the guilt.

It's a real toss up as to who I'd rather bring to a bar: my 7 month old doesn't try to hump other babies, but my dog responds better to voice commands.

Really? "Live Longer or Better" wasn't available? I'd also love to see what their readmissions and preventable complications/events data shows.

Please, that's just a rounding error in my checking account

Thank you. I always think that's who it is at first!

I always think she's Nikki Minaj at first.

Eh, Gwenyth, Natalie Portman already did that. White girls loving gangsta rap is so 2009.

The NY Post article accompanying Ireland's photoshoot is all about how much her father is going to hate the spread given his rocky relationship with the "paper." I wonder if this is an eff you to daddy or just a bid for additional publicity.

The trash heap seemed pretty jolly . . .

It looks so dated! The hair, the colors, the pose.

She has admitted that she doesn't know how to dress now that her waist has temporarily expanded. She should learn from that or get some help to correct it. Maternity clothes are rarely flattering, but come on . . .

My husband and I were friends for years, got drunk one night and hooked up. He was just out of a relationship (3 weeks). We proceeded to not define our relationship for a few months before we settled in. At the time, everyone warned us that sleeping together and so soon after his break-up would RUIN EVERYTHING. Maybe…

That's it, I'm switching to baby powder, baking soda, and coconut oil only for body cleansing and lady rituals.

I'm gonna miss my time with him on Saturday and Sunday mornings.

I feel like a jerk, but all I can think is how pretty and glowing Lindsay looks in that picture.

Right? The Obamas make that brand look good.

I second the J Brand nom. They're well made and don't stretch out.

I wonder how many of CVS's non-pharmacy employees qualify for or take-up the company's health plan. My guess is not a lot. They already have two tiered access.