I refuse to believe he doesn't eat babies.

James Franco ruins everything! Except General Hospital.

Man spanx? Manx?

Agree. My husband lost 40 pounds. It was all weight in his torso, and he looks a lot skinnier, but not 40 pounds skinnier.

It's because you're forever unclean! A man's penis can sense this. It grants special dispensation the other three weeks of the month. It's kind and benevolent like that.

YES! And any of the gauze packing descriptions. So vivid.

This is the third post on Jezebel today about the Rihanna pick. Just noting.

HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love CEFAD! Please do this all the time!

I'm scared and worried about this, but I also want Jez to collect more gross stories and videos. I could read that stuff for days!

Is it just me having lost perspective of the correct size of these cookies (or is it that I'm just older) but are the cookies themselves smaller than they used to be?

YES! I was all, wow, Jack of All trades.

Be gentle with yourself. I've known a bunch of people who couldn't lose the weight until after they weaned and then the weight just fell off. I have a 7 month old, so I feel you on this.

It's like Maryland is trying to make up for the rest of the country.

I'm going to miss singing "the Maloof, the Maloof, the Maloof is on fire" during RHOBH.

That would explain his speech and syntax in the interview with G Stephenops.

I always figured that at least some of the ghost writers of this series had some food issues, given the additions of lines about how Elizabeth would cut back on lunch if she was having ice cream after dinner and the extreme focus on their perfect size 6 figures (now size 4). I found the series very revealing and…

Sigh, I know. I thought all my idealism was dead.

Her "loyalty" should be to the women of that school.

While never a Dawson's Creek fan, I have come to really love James Van Der Beek.

A representative from the WOMEN'S CENTER didn't think it was important to publicize these statistics? I am floored.