My kid would chew on the bars.

I feel like this is predicated on the idea that life somehow ends in your forties, when, given life expectancy, you're only half way through. It's like 45 and on are the invisible years - for marriage, work, etc. Maybe there wouldn't be so much pressure to get married (unless you want to have kids, but even there…

Words cannot convey how much I loathe the word "gal."

Oof. That is awful.

My feet didn't get bigger, but my hair definitely got curlier and I sweat a lot less than I used to, but smell worse.

Meh. I love the cape and the jacket in the third frame. I guess my aesthetic is a little pedestrian.

Shiri Appleby was also preggo on Chicago Fire, my current guilty pleasure. Hell, all of stories are guilty pleasures.

Surely Oprah will protect the Jackson kids. Someone has to.

Yep. I work in organized labor.

He kept a paper record of that??? He's lucky you aren't litigious.

I work in a not-for-profit. There is so much bullying and yelling that it's unreal. People seem to allow it because folks are "committed to the cause" which means they're impassioned, which means they sometimes lose it. It's really ridiculous.

So the glass really is half full . . .

It would be in Dr Who's arsenal.

It's interesting that as someone with low self-esteem and eating disorders dating back to age 10, I never did the fat talk outside of my own head. As I hit my mid-thirties, I don't engage in the old talk either, except internally. I was and am always so adverse to mentioning my appearance at all that I've never…

Adorable hat! Thank you. I imagine Idris made it look extra sexay!

I sent this in! I thought it ironic that this is going on along with the Republican shenanigans around the Voting Rights Act.

What's a bobble hat? Bobble head I know. But hat?

They're going to be a lot of full term, hot sweaty women walking around the greater NY era come summer.

Bey and Jay should start up their own endangered animals clothing line. They can call it: All the Single Species

I'll be monitoring the moyle's facebook activity after he circumcises my son.