I'm just so icked out that they took out his vocal cords to quiet his bark.

The internet and social media does amazing things to people; it both emboldens them and makes them incredibly prone to outrage.

Our, rather

There goes out last line of defense.

Christ on a cracker, kids were mean enough to me in grade school for being slightly overweight and I internalized that shit. I cannot imagine having to carry written documentation that I was overweight home with me.

I would have totally been ok with it if these little cuties had infested my house as opposed to their mouse cousins.

God I love that show.

Rich people gotta diversify to show folks how much better their stuff is . . .it's getting too easy to access designer bags and big houses, I guess.

One of the problems with her humor (of many) is that it hasn't evolved over time; she's been doing the same schtick for decades. I understand she has a genre, but that genre is really dated these days. Her jokes just read as stale. And mean. From my perspective, the jokes I enjoy most have social commentary underlying…

Someone was wearing this on the bus this morning. Makes your eyes burn.

Bless you!

What's TL;DR? Please educate the olds.

A few things.

I've never seen Lena Dunham's show, but still really enjoyed the impersonation!

The line that made my day, "Like, remember that time we were at that concert where Dave Matthews opened for Wiz Khalifa, and you guys argued over which guy was handsomer?"

HA re KK. It's like GOOP playing off all of her recommendations in the newsletter as personal.

You think it's also the type of medication? She's on lithium and Buspar. Maybe it matters what sort of med combo. Or, my mother is a tank when it comes to drinking;)

Also, I want to be friends with Kristen Bell. I also want to tell her that she has the breast pump nozzles upside down.

My mom is bipolar and drinks moderately. Every time I see something like Carrie Fischer's manic episode, I thank the baby cheeses her imbalance isn't more severe.

I have zero rhythm so I'll just watch in awe . . .like I always do when folks dance well.