OH MY GAOD IT WAS SO AWFUL! I had to make so many photocopies that my fingers like totally got dry and cracked, and I ran out of the lotion that is custom made for me at my family’s cosmetics lab in Japan and I had to use the office administrator’s bottle of Jergens. FUCKING JERGENS! I had to scrub my hands in boiling…

Here’s the difference between a fast F1 car, slow F1 can and fast road car at Spa.

Canadian Holidays Ranked:

I remember watching this as a little boy and wondering why the women in the show weren’t also in blackface. It just made no sense to me whatsoever.

They’re British, you can’t judge them by the standards of civilized societies.  

I. Cannot. Believe. This. Is. Real????

How The Fuck Did So Many Teams Pass On Patrick Mahomes?

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

The Mooch in the Press Briefing Room
George O’Leary at Notre Dame
Mary Bono at USAGA
Rick Pitino in an Italian restaurant

Eww that looks groß!

After a belaying mistake causes Honnold to fall and get injured, he floats the idea of breaking up with McCandless on the spot. She has to break through his wall and get him to see that he can, in her words “have it all,” while she simultaneously copes with the ever-present possibility of Honnold crashing to the…

I graduated from The Citadel. We're no cupcake. A pastry, perhaps, but not a cupcake. Will we cover the spread? Nope. Will the check clear? Yep.

This calls for a classic:

Flagged for removal. Probably by a posse of torch-bearing Rennlist commenters.

“He’s amphibious!!!” - Emmitt Smith

Tuba Lube would kill to be as accomplished as Michelle Obama. All this spermburping jerk has done is be blonde and racist. 

Serious question: why wasn’t this illegal use of hands to the face? I’ve always wondered about the offense-defense double-standard when it comes to trying to smash your opponent’s head, and I’ve always been too lazy to look into it.

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

This video is torturing me. I’m not important or senior enough at my company to be laughing out loud for minutes at a time, but stifling the laugh is killing the neck and shoulder muscles I strained during my workout yesterday.