So a Land Rover Discovery??? I thought Ford and Land Rover parted ways?

Yeah, this is absolutely Trump putting Pence right out in front of the bus.

Mini? Sounds more like a major.

Australian Poem:

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

I hope he’s OK. Not the least because if he is, he’s now the mayor of Buffalo pursuant to their municipal code. 

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short. 

I booked a bulkhead seat on a 10 hour flight (paid extra for the privilege) and this lady and her daughter were on my row with the daughter in my seat when I boarded. Showed the lady my pass and told her that her kid was in my seat, lady pulls out a handful of passes and of course the one that has my seat is for a…

This is Mara saving Eli’s from losing another game and having <50% career winning record. Its about his image. Hoping Jones gets banged up for 1 or 2 games (nothing serious of course) and Eli has to play.   

No way I’m switching seats so that I can get my legs crushed while some lady who wasn’t paying attention while booking can not feel bad about her incompetence.

Big Ben sucks and I'm excited to see what Maya Rudolph can do in a new role 

I hope it was his pinning arm. 

Looks like he's got a bit of a limp wrist now. Luckily he has friends that can help him with that... a cure, I believe. 

It’s like my Gramps used to say, “Darned if you do, Darnold if you don’t...”

Y'know, I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored.

Should’ve kept him away from Joe Namath.

heres mine!

I see what yeoh did there.

Surprised Philadelphia isn’t on there.

Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?