GWAR got robbed. Again.

[Transports back to mid-2000s]: He got JACKED UP!

A rich white lady with thin skin? Man, I believe it when I see it.

Isn’t the job description of PGA of America professionals literally to deal with hackers?

Bitty Coyne was kicked out of Ladies Day in 1957 for being of New York stock, hint hint.

My favorite part is when Rozelle intentionally paused after “Fullback” to let that idiocy sink in with the crowd and you hear “OH NOOO!” in the background. Gets me every time.

Fullback in the 1st round

She did a good job following that laser pointer.

I bet they were happy when Drago killed Apollo in Rocky IV.

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. -Mike Tyson

Think Lena Dunham, but at least 100 times less self-aware and 100 times more insufferable.  

I’ve memorialized this classic tale in GIF form for you guys <3

Her: “I didn’t do anything!”

“Let me fuck with these Black folks for no reason .”

UPDATE: Bryce Harper has signed with the Golden State Warriors.

I’m sure these kids have seen enough divers the last few days.

how to get white people to stop being assholes and calling the cops on folks of color doing basically anything in a public space?

All I got are these damn Nepalese coins.

Kramer would have wrecked that tennis man.

Am I the only one willing to point out that a place called “I hop” kicked out a kid with only legs? Come on now, the joke practically writes itself.

Tasteless joke aside, I can’t really fault IHOP here. There are health regulations, and even if you’re supposed to be accommodating to people with disabilities, I can’t…