I want my money back.

Nothing in physics rules out me being the Egyptian god Osiris.

wtf did I just watch?

Haha nice!

I say take the reflector off the rear wheel. Useless anyways.

Those weird riding uphill?

You dirty hipsters and your single speed bikes!

2005 Felt F55. Aluminum frame with carbon stays, Look Keo peddles, and Shimano - never underestimate the power of Shimano - Dura-Ace shifters and derailleurs, and some brakes made by a company that rhymes with techno.

So what's your name?

Can I have a dollar?

Unless it was made in China, then only God knows what is actually in it.

Bacteria loves warm water. Life itself started in warm water. It doesn't so much like burn the shit out of your hand hot water though.

Honest question: do women like to see pictures of naked men? Some might think the answer is obvious, because, regardless man or woman, who doesn't want to see an object of sexual interest naked? But thinking about the almost self evident truth that no woman wants a dick pic, aka the Anthony Weiner Rule, I started…

I wouldn't want to try to scare away a cougar w a 6 inch blade.

A smarter option would be cleverly hiding a LoJack like device in the bike. After the invention of LoJack car theft dropped dramatically even for cars wo LoJack because thiefs couldn't b certain which cars have them. Economists call that a positive externality. Before LoJack, there was the Club, which actually…

Fill the middle w gun powder. When the thief gets to the middle, a spark from the angle grinder will make the lock explode in his face. Too much?

Lol a national project. Some people just love government.

That troll William Usher must be thrilled to see MS caving. Usher and his PS fanboy cohorts have been some of the loudest (and dumbest) voices agaisnt both DRM and the Kinect.

Meh just throwing out the classic response to utilitarian ethics. U know greatest happiness for greatest number of people ethics. Happiness calculus. Bentham. Mill. Singer. Others. Nerd high five?!

My car totally should kill me. That's why I killed my rich, miserly grandmother, whom nobody liked, so that I could open a children's hospital with her money. What's one old woman's life in comparison to the happiness of hundreds of children? No brainier.