Nice! I always wanted to look like Geordi La Forge. If i'm going to wear his glasses, I might as well go for broke and wear the Enterprise uniform too.

What language are you speaking? Blah blah blah paper… Good job solving a problem that wasn't a problem, Baby Einstein. What's the main argument for the length of your sideburns? Is it proportional to your receding hairline?

Haha the dictionary disagrees. I don't pronounce the "t" (hence the parenthesis). Maybe a Midwest pronunciation thing.

We're all SOL when it comes to assholes. Everyone has one.

Speaking of bright, I hate your avatar. So distracting.

That's nothing. When I was five, I discovered sodium chloride in Play-Doh.

Creepy Amish dude should of been a prime suspect for who started the virus.

Unoriginal comment. Fuck yeah.

Funny I've always thought that laser guns look so damn shitty on sci-fi shows. Like if Han Solo had a SMG rather than a laser gun, then he could kill every damn Jedi in the galaxy.

Only from my cold dead hands, Casey.

Why is Icehouse on two lists?

Do not fuck with my rooster sauce, Irwindale. Don't do it.

So it's a tablet with a terrible screen and no obvious way to connect to the internet. It's filled with ebooks, but only ebooks consistent with N. Korean ideology. And it has 400+ dictionaries. Yeah, that's the worse tablet ever. Hell might be being stuck in a room with only that tablet to entertain you.

How long do you think it took before someone urinated in there?

Poor Xu is so going to jail.

Whose - quite sizable - man parts do you have?

The real story is that there are actually people who believe Europe didn't engage in the same type of spying practices.

Yeah projecting a giant beam of light into the sky doesn't look energy efficient.