Now someone give me a trick to clean the old ketchup bottle before I put pancake mix in it, because that doesn't look easy. And ketchup doesn't go well with pancakes.

"Who stole my bread tabs?!"

Ah, I got ya. I would probably do the same.

Haha yeah "racing" was my favorite part about our conversation with the OPP. Racing whom? OPP isn't sure.

So I hear. Demerits are not your friends, folks.

OPP! I knew I got that acronym wrong. Yeah, my friend was technically the one driving (my car but he happened to be driving at that unfortunate moment), so he got the court date. He was rather indignant about the "racing" claim, but OPP don't give a damn, don't give a f**k. They gave us a ride off the highway, leaving…

Haha are you one of those people who think there are only crazies on the right? Believe me - there is no shortage of left wing crazies.

100 km an hour is only about 60 mph. I got caught speeding in Canada by Ontario PD, and they impounded our car for a week and left us stranded in a shitty town (sounds like brokeville), about half way between Toronto and Montreal. Despite hilarious signs warning me about "demerits", which sound so innocuous, Canada…

OMG amen! I hate when national news becomes fixated on fires, hurricanes, and tornadoes. And, of course, there isn't enough new news about said natural disaster coming in, so they go outside and stand there! Just stand there with their microphone, telling me what I already deductively knew, looking around, like…

lol the possibility of vikings attacking was my favorite

Socialized health care absolutely isn't free. This is probably the one place we agree. And I saw Sicko. Strangely, it didn't strike me as impartial. Does your premise that medical innovation comes from scientific curiosity, not desire to become wealthy, extend to other industries? For instance, is it just a…

I suppose you feel entitled to free health care. I wonder what sort of medical innovations will be made in a government system where its customers are captives without choice and the reward for innovation is altruistic warm feelings for your fellow man.

I live in a suburb, next to residential houses... Apple Maps says I have a North Face store a block away from me, in what is clearly a house; I wonder if the person who owns that houses knows Apple Maps think his home is a North Face store.

Approximately half of all medical expenses in the US are paid by the government. But I suppose you would prefer all medical expenses were paid by the government.

And Romney straps dogs to cars, and Obama eats them. Oh wait... Those things happened.

I love you people who are obsessed with Fox News as if other new sources don't have a bias. All new sources have a bias. You simply like the news sources that share your bias.

I'll condense your reply for you:

Human beings aren't good decision makers either. I hope that in the future decisions are made by groups of individuals who invest hundreds of years worth of man-hours into deciding what's best for all of us, rather than by the silly, stupid, selfish whims of individuals. Sincerely, the Borg.

The everyone's a player model sucks. People are stupid; they do not know what they want. The companies that understand that will be the companies that innovate. Just as truth isn't a democracy, neither should good design be.

Like the others said, this won't save consumers money. The companies claim it's about environmentalism, but it's really about finding new sources of revenue.