That guy is my hero. Even better than making fun of religion is making fun of the political correctness that tries to accommodate religion. Bravo.

I really enjoyed that. Would you consider making a book out of your Kuwait stories? I would definitely read it.

Wow. That is a great story. Petry is an amazing soldier and American. To decide to throw that grenade took both courage and strict rationality despite the danger.

Chocolate Cake, yummm. I want cake now. Pig's ear, yumm. Chocolate Pig's ear, more yumm. Whole Foods sells chocolate with bacon in it. Getting in car now.

I have trouble controlling my anger with some people who are clearly way too slow to be using self-checkout. It takes them forever, and they don't seem to care people are waiting for them to finish. For you slow people:

I knew the Dutch invented that thing as I saw the picture. Anyone who has seen the outdoor urinals in the middle of busy streets in Amsterdamn knows that the Dutch love peeing outdoors.

Shows how much you know. Chicago's skyline is actually one of the most beautiful in the world. New York's skyline is nice too.

So you're saying it was in our self-interest to invade Iraq? Because I want to get this right. I'm arguing that our actions in the Iraq were mostly well intended actions that were more in the interest of Iraq than the U.S.. I make zero claims about the success of said intention. So are you arguing the opposite of what…

lol... And by "take control" you mean remove a terrible despot, try to rebuild their crumbling infrastructure, set up a democratic government, and leave without taking anything for ourselves? If that's what you mean, then I agree. Our blood and treasure was expended largely in trying to do the right thing in Iraq. You…

So if I burn your X to raise attention for my Y and it gets media attention because of how insane it is to burn your X to raise attention for my Y, then it is art. Ok, I get it now. Thanks.

And did you know the original version of that passage said something completely different:

shimanopower, showing my enthusiasm for Shimano bike parts. I was 16 and a bike nerd in the pre-Armstrong days. I thought campy was pretentious. I still use this handle, but mostly for things where I don't have to be taken seriously.

Yeah I liked my "sea-monkeys". Did you have a ant farm too? I had one. Those are cool too.

It's not a "covering". The acrylic compound is mixed with the cardboard to protect the cardboard, not your head from getting wet. #corrections

It's not an acrylic shell; the cardboard is mixed with an acrylic compound so that the cardboard survives the rain. It doesn't keep your head dry either.

I believe the waterproof acrylic compound is to protect the cardboard, not your head from getting wet in the rain. Assuming the helmet on the left is a cardboard helmet, it's has slits in it so it's certainly not going to keep your head dry. Plus, when you ride a bike you sweat, so the helmet with the most holes will…

I can't stop laughing at the idea of women putting their laptops next to steam because some error message told them too. I bet he also got some good penis shots of their neanderthal boyfriends trying to steam a laptop.

If I see you "putting" someone "through a window" for justly yelling them for being rude in the theater, I'm going to put you in jail where you can hang out with other mentally challenged delinquents.

Wow it looks like Democrats and Libertarians have an issue in common.

But I think that's one of the cool things about him. Sure, it's naive to acknowledge wrong doing of any sort without consulting a lawyer, but it also makes him look honest and sincere. And that might help him more than whatever lawyer he could of hired, because let's face the fact that Apple has much better lawyers…