I wanted to buy it when I read Kotaku’s title for the post.

The “to-do list” cracks me up. Not even the content, just the idea that this goose sat down and penned out how it’s going to fuck up this gardener’s day.

This was the exact moment this game had my money.

Ok QUACKENBUSH- calm the duck down.

after you clear a room? Yes, it is. IF their story is true, why would he run when he saw police if this were the case? If anything, that would be his saving grace if an active shooter is in the area. So yeah, that would also be suspicious.

Actually, it’s one of the first “recent” “horizontal” “single person” “Amy Schumer” photos on Getty Images, which is how we choose photos.

Amy Schumer is not funny. Like, not at all. Also, did you go out of your way to find the most unflattering picture of her? If so, great work.

God, you’re beyond stupid. Do you even have an editor? Do you people even bother to research or fact check your shoddy journalism?

Look... for the last 60 years no one gave a fuck about a street named after a confederate general... why in the last 5 are people up in arms over this shit...