“they’re not keeping us around long enough to enjoy the finished product”

If these neighbors were smart, they’d take these pics and put them on io9.

So I have an uncle who struggled for years with digestive issues. His wife tried several regular doctors, then went to specialists, then got into ‘stress-reductive’ techniques (drugs, tons of psychoactive drugs) and then after a few psychotic breaks decided to do the vegan/clean eating/holistic whatever diet.

I misread that second hashtag at first and thought, “Maybe I’m a shitty friend but, no.”

You leftists have a strange understanding of your own desires. It must have occurred to you that no progress will be made on anything you care about under a Trump administration. In fact, he will reverse a lot of progress that’s been made.

And other times you can see a wife-beater right through a uniform

I hope my Aunt’s friends in Boca who voted for him are happy with the antisemitism.

Jez should create a living document of all these stories. There are already hundreds and it’s been four days.

I will say this: By education, I am an economist...at least that is what my dusty MBA from 1990 says.....

It is so fun to fondly look back upon our stupid youth. Such good times.

Let me get this straight: you think that it’s “baloney” to call out a tweet that incredulously cites Ellison’s skin color and religion as evidence of his unsuitability to lead the DNC racist?

Imagine what it must be like being this openly racist and anti-Muslim and having rallied behind Hillary Clinton’s messaging that Donald Trump is openly racist and anti-Muslim.

nah

I knew he had been boxing commisioner in Nevada and often stared at the mob until they blinked, he just looks easy to estimate, until he goes badass on you.

It was even more painful when she added the flavor packet.

But most of all, fuck people who think like that.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

I’m wearing this shirt today because I kick people when they’re down.

Technically you were an infant when the Royals won in 1985. You shouldn’t have taken it for granted.

Every time I almost feel sorry for Indians fans I see pictures like that one woman gingerly clutching her Chief Wahoo board and then I’m just so happy they lost. Fuck them.