Fuck you people who keep your guns ”hidden.”

Goddammit, lock that shit up in a gun safe and the bullets some place else.

I don’t. At all. Last year, after Tony Romo went down, the Cowboys went through three quarterbacks who couldn’t succeed RG III as Kurt Cousin’s backup, and wouldn’t be allowed to be quarterback for the Cleveland Browns in the worst circumstances.

Trebek: “A Cleveland esteemer.”

This is your best take by far.

Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

Most of them have only been Cubs fans since July or so.

Again, a special shoutout to the entire Fox crew today, especially pregame where their 400 panel crew each took a turn discussing how the Cubs could win game 4. Fuck Frank Thomas, Alex Rodriguez and Pete Rose.

One would think those Cub fans would be used to taking the L.

At least now we know why they thought they could smash through those rocks.

Hopefully this news will help someone else decide to confront their own addiction problem before it is too late.

Little known fact — Scarface was set in Miami, OH

Let’s make sure people can see and understand what half-assed false equivalence looks like. :)

Did you just all lives matter me

Diana Moskovitz is a treasure. Her reporting on the legal issues tranversing professional sports and the system are excellent.

Then one day he was shootin’ at some food, and up through the ground came a bubblin’ gouda. Cheese that is.

I’m imagining him frowning at every light bulb he walks past now

Are you angry at light fixtures too?

Woah.

Listen, I commend Leo DiCaprio for trying. Some people aren’t even trying to understand climate change, and it’s a huge issue that’s only going to become bigger if we all don’t open our eyes to what’s going on around us. Now, he’s not perfect. I mean, do I want him to stop dating 20 year old blonde models, get married…

I met a traveller from an antique land