The writing on this article is deeply frustrating and amateurish. An interesting story ruined by the persistent and irritating use of bad writing ‘techniques’. Which is a shame because the writing, when the writer forgets to use some silly trick, is fine and readable. For example just count the use of colon’s in the…

It’s not even spelled the same you effing casuals.

Clearly not delayed long enough

In convenient throwable form when you inevitably get awped

It’s impossible for me to use as my thumb operates by feeling the colors.

Oh good, now I can finally live my dream of being part of the Freakshow during the Rikti invasion.

i swear to las plagas if they have RE7 pick up after RE6, the worst game in the series, i will play it and be angry about it because i am a weak person

um no we used pokemon science to determine this list

Surely you would be using a Kindle Firearm HDX.

“Somebody get this freakin’ duck away from me!”

wait is this a thread about ff8

I mean, it’s definitely censorship. These costumes were clearly integral to the narrative arc and thematic undercurrents of the game. Removing them compromises their artistic statement and the message contained within them. How am I even supposed to get scared now?

can’t I just kill Ingward and open the floodgates myself?

IMO, this is also garbage. It’s not even fun anymore.

You’re wrong and your opinion is bad.

I’ll take whatever I can get from Platinum Games, you know?

You motherf***ers!!! Why the f**k did you tweet this four days ago after the announcement was made?!? Why?! What could you have gain from doing this?!

Behind the scenes at Kotaku: To get that screenshot of all seven of the cats, I had to spend a surprising amount of time walking around and chasing them into a single shot. I believe that’s the first time I’ve ever actually herded cats in a video game.

When I was in college I bartended at burger restaurant.