The on-foot controls are just incredibly sluggish. Turning and changing direction in general takes way too long, especially when you consider how quickly you can be killed in a gunfight. The “intentionally” crappy part is the whole sprint system; instead of actually using the analog feature of the analog stick to…

That doesn’t answer my question. You can put microtransactions in a game without intentionally crappy controls or forcing players to access content by travelling all over the map and slooowly walking around inside building interiors instead of a simple menu.

Why does Rockstar put so much money and effort into developing games that are so clunky and unintuitive?

Ads always make those little Xes to close them so hard to hit, this one took 7 years for someone to manage it.

Boy, if it’d taken 60 years to collapse in the movie, Trevelyan might have gotten away.

Better controls and smoother framerate? But why? These games don’t owe their legacy to their playability, but rather their lack of it! By improving them, you ruin them!

You know what, Ari? YOU KNOW WHAT? You’re right. Sunset Overdrive was good.

I honestly can’t believe the west won that particular culture war.

Well, the quietly excellent 2015 Assassin’s Creed game mostly works on Ubisoft’s new system.

2020 strikes again! *sob*

But creating a character that looks human is supposed to be part of the Souls series’ signature challenge!

Except in this case the moon spent three+ months actively trying to sabotage Link’s efforts to play the ocarina and gets two and a half months to try to claim he didn’t play it right and if all else fails, try its hardest to ensure that it falls to the ground anyway.

Doesn’t actually finding Mankrik’s wife ruin the allure of Mankrik’s wife?

First you put our custom characters on blast, now this? Why can’t we just enjoy things?

Really, with makeup they can just straight up paint a completely different face on someone’s face if the MUA is talented enough.

This game isn’t real, I’m sure I dreamed it, and posts like this only serve to reinforce my belief.

I had to 100% all three PS2 GTAs twice each. GTA3 and San Andreas were because I accidentally overwrote the save game; Vice City was because I had done everything else when the game glitched and refused to count one of the stunt jumps as completed.

*hasn’t watched the video*

Honestly, I don’t think I trust the Dark Souls community to make a fun, balanced challenge.