Are you bullying this author?!?

Isn’t that more a minimum requirement list (except the hon or sweetie greeting). 

Absolutely! I think that’s a fair point, it’s much easier than traditional meal kits out there like Hello Fresh and Blue Apron. However, our meals are much healthier than the ramen and mac & cheese cups out there - can you believe we have a clean ingredient label and no preservatives? I hope you get a chance to try us…

... are located in New Jersey

How do you do this list without the Ol’ 96'er from The Great Outdoors? 

Unfrosted Pop Tarts are a war crime.

There’s a Tous le Jours inside my local HMart. So convenient.

“A range of drinks”

The inside looks like a cross between brisket and Big League Chew. 

What the fuck.

Seems kinda clunky

It looks like what an illiterate piece of trash *thinks* is rich and tasteful.

Definitely not clothing

Sabritones.  Because the roof of your mouth has had it too easy.

Though the word “reindeer” is included in the name, Alaska’s version of hot dogs don’t typically feature reindeer—the meat tends to be a blend of caribou, pork, and beef.

I don’t see how the Ancho chilis impact the recipe, since they’re never added to the chili...

‘He was always such a nice neighbour, watered our plants when we were away, took in parcels for us, fed the cat, made a lovely cake for my wife’s birthday, helped me get my car started during that cold snap in December...... but that oatmeal thing...’ *shudder* ‘Should’a known he was a wrong ‘un, a demon in human…

flats are my favorite. the meat is more tender than the drummies, and there’s something so satisfying about getting it all off the bones. i’ll take drums if there’s no other option, but i refuse to capitulate to boneless wings being wings at all. they are glorified popcorn chicken and in that capacity to me, they are…

The closest thing I can typically think is foie gras. Though it’s obvious “steakier” in most ways. But it’s got that same meat butter thing going on. 

For one of my fathers birthday’s we bought a lot of oysters. I bet we found at least 6 pea crabs. At the time I didn’t know their name or that they could be eaten.  None of us had ever seen on before so it kind of wigged us out a little.