Sweet potatoes casserole with the marshmallows on it. I’ve never understood it. Its mashed sweet potatoes with marshmallows on top. What monster came up with that idea!?

Full size Snickers will let you live forever

Similarly, Fiery Habanero Doritos.

Author is Jordy Verrill irl

Wait, people are reheating pizzas in their pizza boxes by putting them in the oven?

Well, not that much money if they were sharing an apartment and a car...

“anti-vaccine Facebook groups have been influencing members to not seek hospital treatment for covid-19 and even instructed them to pull their sick family members out of ICU”

I think I’ve got a box of phyllo sheets that is more than old enough to drink.

The dogs in Old Town bar in NYC have always come like this, although until recently the split top rolls were not that common in stores etc.

Tomatoes are gross. Fight me.

I just had Panda Express’ Orange Chicken sandwich over the weekend and it changed my life

Weird how your place gets TP’d every year.

I know that, you know that, but my parents didn't. :(

Bit-O-Honey, Sugar Daddy, Mary Jane, Good ‘n’ Plenty.

Bit-O-Honey.

Vermouth goes in the fridge its wine.

Probably not! They’ll be disgusting in new and even weirder ways!

The Sausage Egg Mcmuffin is superior to me, and also usually half the price...

If you give me something you call “shrooms” and I don’t hallucinate for 6 hours, you’re just a fucking liar.

Mushrooms are food, shrooms are for getting high. It is important to not confuse the two. If someone offers me shrooms and it turns out they are giving me some porcini on the side, then I am going to be very annoyed.