saucepan and knife.  one can survive without the rest. 

So at 62% ethyl alcohol with the raspberry extract these are basically just handy to-go shots? - Whatever it takes to get people through their days I guess....

Oh what a joyful day it would be if they could distribute them in bags of DRUMS only or FLATS only. #TeamFlats !!

It’s okay

Huh, El Yucateco’s Black Label Reserve is generally their least well regarded sauce. The Xxxtra Hot Kutbil-ik is by far the best (although is quite hot), and the Green is a real sleeper hit.

The mystery foil pack. It’s been in there for months, yet it’s hot.

“Tuna Kombucha Soup”

a bacon-wrapped sausage.

1) Maybe someone will bring her a hot pocket with a saw blade in it.

Love the pasta picture. Especially with the tarantula garnish.

I must be stuck at the mental age of 14, because the first thing I noticed was the unfortunate placement of the banana and syrup carafe. 

Also it would be like going to Jezebel and writing an article describing how vaginas work, and asking, “Hey, did you know these are really fun to drive? Maybe go try one out!”

It’s your own fault for being so delicious and portable.

No.

Never had this before, but I’ll take a gander next time it’s available.

“I’ll save you a seat at the bar”

I don’t like chicken for breakfast...I mean there’s sausage and bacon...why would you want a dry chicken breast on a kind of dry biscuit? Give me a sausage & egg mcmuffin any day. 

I managed to get one!! YAYAYYAYAYAY THANKS GWEN.

“No. The white phone.”

NEW YORK CITY!