It’s too bad that Sam Darnold isn’t a grown man who can speak for himself...oh, wait.

Yeah, Italian food is usually the safest bet for a sit down restaurant, with the exception of getting it in 99% of rural neighborhoods. That’s the kind of shit that Henry complains about at the end of Goodfellas. Egg noodles and ketchup.

What’s that,  a vicodin between two xanax?

Like every other American, I tell them the tallest height I think they’ll believe.

The Otis Elevator Company even says that walking on the escalator is a safety hazard.

Yup, hard to beat the Coleman Cooler inspired interior of a Super Duty.

Settle a score in my office. You’re typing and realize you misspelled something. Do you…

“...they fear that one of the groups (“Thanos-like”) will be given pink slips, with the other told it is safe.”

Sid from Toy Story 3 grew up

This data sounds a lot like my girlfriend. You wouldn’t know her, she lives in Canada.

Between ranking Original above Honey Nut and putting Fruity at number one, I am inclined to think that you have literally no idea what you’re talking about.

I had a guy follow me once on a very busy pre-Christmas day. He honked at me to ‘hurry up’. (Complete with hand waving and grumpy facial expression)

this makes them an ingredient.  if they leave candy forever they can live with the chocolate chips, where they belong

While we’re justifiably throwing Milky Way into the metaphorical dumpster, let’s round up the equally terrible Three Musketeers & erase their existence from the world, too.

I like Milky Ways but they are clearly the worst of this bunch.

My next pick would be the M&M’s. While they’re more popular they’re also the most basic since it’s just chocolate w/ a candy coating.

Brown’s reaction upon reading the headline.

Are we sure that’s not just a member of the Gase clan?

I remember waiting for my mom at the bottom of a slide at Action Park, and when she hit the pool, her tits flew out.  So, my scars were only emotional.

Every time I bite into a raisin, my brain tells me it is a spider whose legs have been pulled off. Then I spit it out.

I imagine the textures are quite similar...

Very fitting for the Giants to give up on a guy the rest of us wrote off 5 years ago