I’m generally OK with fast-casual restaurants. I couldn’t begin to count the number of visits I made with co-workers to Applebee’s and TGI Friday’s and The Elephant Bar for cheap drinks and appetizers-turned-meals after work, and my best friend from high school specifically worked for an Olive Garden, so I do have a…

I don’t understand what The Matrix has to do with anything.

That’s OK. It happens to a lot of bull semen factories. 

they can’t be too indignant, since MSU only reached field goal range in the first place thanks to an ultra-soft pass interference penalty

hurt, suspended, or in Cleveland

Judging by the quality of this chart...not very much at all.

Uh did she have a copy of her Medical Degree in her purse or something?

The odd thing is that there really haven’t been all that many Lions coaches since the end of the 50's. 18 from 1957 through today. For context the nu-Browns are already on their 11th since crawling out of that Pet Sematary in 1999, proving yet again that sometimes dead is better. 

Dearest Mother,

The 24 hour clock doesn’t have an AM and a PM, though.  The real question is why the 12-hour clock doesn’t zero out at noon and midnight.

I wouldn’t worry too much about the injured. In my experience, there are plenty of Chinese spare ribs to go around.

My thought exactly.  And they should be random, like one wave per hour might be the crazy ass wave that tosses everyone around like a snowglobe full of swimmers.

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

“Kudos, Nathan, on a job...done.”

Am I the only guy who thinks of this guy when they talk about Peterman at QB?

When someone is nice to you in Philadelphia that’s when you know something has gone horribly wrong. 

Right. I think about this question every time I walk past the restroom at work; that’s a bit more interesting.

Just recently, on my way to a sous vide conference,

Doesn’t he already have a cool, reliable ride that he can cruise around California in?