Carry the brisket on the plane in a cooler. Bring along empty gallon size ziploc bags. Once past security, ask any of the bars or restaurants if you could get some ice.Never had a problem getting a couple scoops of ice at the bar to fill up a bag.  On a domestic flight, you shouldn’t need more than 1-2 bags of ice and…

I make 50% more than needed strictly for leftover stuffing waffles.  Last year I didn’t even wait for my family to leave before I pulled out the waffle iron

Fuck no.  who the hell wants steel wool mixed into their chex mix?

This reminds me of the time I was at a fairly popular street cart in NY (Kwik Meal) and the lady in front of me refused to pay because her vegetable pita was cooked on the same griddle as the meat. I mean anyone with eyes can see there is one small griddle in the damn street cart so not sure what the hell she was…

Burger 2: The Electric Burgerloo

Shut the fuck up, Donny. 

Cooking a homemade noodle soup is better than $0.20 packet of instant ramen?

3 Musketeers—the worst chocolate

Its unfortunate that every time the person in front of me had their hair over the back of their seat and into my face there was a piece of gum stuck to the seat back that their hair draped into... what are the odds!

Its quite amusing that Flacco is talking about cowardice being that the only reason he got a big fat paycheck is because on 4th and 29 he checked down to a RB.

Your interpretation of the rule is wrong, not matter how many times you post it

You mean the Oklahoma player engaging the K-State player and the ball hitting off his leg? This isn’t shoving a player into a live ball. This is the same as when the guys blocking the gunners on a punt touch the ball. That is never called a dead ball

The face down one where you can get a full view of the half head really *chef kiss* makes it.

Holy shit. There is a non-zero chance that one of those things becomes alive at night. 

Looks like the front of a Tesla mated with the back-end of a Jaguar E-Pace

And you aren’t driving organic growth.... Its like you don’t even know how to business

Nah his WAR is -1.7 now. Not only did this stupid fuck say something horrible and for no reason but Osuna had just blown the save and was rescued by Altuve so even if he thought it was the right move, it was totally the wrong time.  I know analyticnics are anti-clutchness, but Taubman is very not clutch

Holy shit are you me?

Curing salt impacts the taste as much as it preserves. Using just regular salt and you’ll have a sous-vide pork tenderloin that tastes like pork tenderloin and has that whitish color. Use curing salt and you get that hammy flavor and the pink color.

He might be smarter than we give him credit for...