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A person should be able to reasonably expect that a tire rotation will not only include swapping the tires front to back or side to side but also reattaching them in a safe and practical manner so as to make the tires fly off at the first turn. It is clearly unfair or deceptive that the dealer did not properly

The hack here is obvious: buy your own cheap sampler pack of cereal (preferably one that doesn’t contain both Raisin Bran EVERand corn flakes)

Because there is an audience of users of UberEats that wouldn’t call the restaurant directly to order?  Plus restaurants, especially the smaller ones, still aren’t great at creating or maintaining a website with something as simple as a placeholder with a menu and a phone number.  

Yeah, except it was 4D chess vs. a hand stuck in a pringles can

Especially with Wormser developing a football to go along with Lamar’s limp wristed throwing style.  

Exactly. And it also seems like 52(i think) should’ve released outside to try to get in front of the end guys but instead just continued riding his block to the boundary side which left 2 unblocked defenders to chase after the punter

The idea of a sky judge is what should’ve been implemented after the Saints debacle last year. Have one guy in a booth that can overturn egregious missed or phantom calls.  Instead, in typical NFL fashion, they took a mistake and made it 100x worse

I think the argument is unlike the slice of bacon, the pickle slices are never eaten on their own

I still forget almost weekly that something call the LA Chargers exist. I see LAC in my pick em league and it never fails to confuse me for a second before I finally realize what team that is. 

That’s overselling it. Tads was basically a hospital cafeteria done up with tacky lamps that served cheap and barely edible steaks. You went down the line, got your drink and jello and then paid at the cashier. 

Grape nuts are crumbs at the bottom of a bag of pebbles

This lady is awful.

No, you only need to do that for the creepy lady that hands out apples

I always wondered about the fair catch rule. Like I get you can’t make contact with the receiver, but why wouldn’t you be able to intercept the ball if you don’t interfere with the receiver? That would be interesting to see a kicker sky the ball and your tallest WR trying to outjump the receiver without making contact

So i haven’t bothered to look into this but do these dissolve?  or do you chew them and they explode like Fruit Gushers gum?  Inquiring minds want to know (but are too lazy to watch a video or find out themselves)

Exactly. Never made sense why the handrail moves at a faster speed than the step. Logic would dictate they should be moving in tandem

I went to school with a Tom Thompson at the same time my mom worked with a Dick Dickens (that one blew my mind even when I was a kid)

As it relates to typos.

Being private vs public has nothing to do with it. A public company has every right to buy their CEO a house or a car or give him a corporate jet for his own use. They just have to disclose it and justify it to their investors.

This next coaching search is going to be priceless. Considering the disfunction, I can’t imagine any halfway decent coach that will have opportunities to move up the ranks would willingly choose to walk into this turd bowl. This seems like the exact job for Jeff Fisher