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Agreed. Their own comment says “the longest amount of time they can legally back charge us due to their own error”. So likely they were never charged the correct amount and an extra $20k a year in expenses can’t be absorbed

Love the Chili Crisps (but never had the black bean one). The spicy, the texture and crunch of the soy beans.  It saves mediocre lo mein, is great on white or fried rice.  Have even mixed it into spaghetti with garlic and oil.  

If spearing a stationary player that is down on one knee directly in the head with the top of your helmet is not egregious, would anything short of going Last Boy Scout and shooting a player in the middle of a play be egregious?

Hello fellow 6'3er. Do you have the same permanent scrape on your head from hitting the overhang on basement stairways?

No, thats unpossible. Clearly this was not a transcript and they forgot to include the ellipses. It means that Beer money sign[ed a] man [and is] sorry for old racist tweets. 

Worst take I’ve seen today. Sure, let’s take a snickers and remove the tastiest and best textured part and you are left with a Milky Way.  I bet you like 3 Musketeers too!

Yup Milky Way is the clear number 1 (or is it 6).  m&ms are clearly the 2nd on the chopping block and then there is a huge gap to number 3

That went into the same frigid lake as the Tarzan Swing right?

On the Alpine Slide, it looks like a concrete water slide just with no water and you road a plastic sled type things with wheels and had a lever in the center that you pulled back to brake

Loved Action Park as a kid. I can still feel the bone chilling icy waters of the Tarzan Swing and still can picture friends of mine with no skin on their arms after wiping out on the Alpine Slide

This is the right answer. Raisins should go to hell.  It’s just a good grape that has been ruined. 

I suspect is a texture association. A Cheetos without the crunch isn’t really a Cheetos.

But that is only relevant in college, where the hash marks are wider than the goalposts. In the NFL, the hash marks are the same width as the goalposts so the angle doesn’t really matter

Can you blame him?  It’s neigh impossible that Elway hasn’t told this to Bolles numerous times.

I used to do this as a kid/teen to warm up the packet of icing for my toaster strudels

At least Popeye’s is delicious

Australian firefighters battling a blaze and bull bukkake

What the fuck kind of bar do you frequent that gives away ramekins as a prize? And better yet, who the hell calls a ramekin a gadget?

The Twins being 0-5 in playoff series against the Yankees makes you lose faith?  The A’s aren’t much better though.  Its the Astros that scare me, especially if they Yankees can’t pick up homefield advantage